My mom put me on Nutrisystem…(aka: The Beginning)

Sunday, I got up, ate as much bad food as I could because…what’s one more day?  (Don’t look at me like that, you do it too.) . I unpacked my box and my heart stopped.  Nutrisystem can’t pack.  I knew it.  This food was gonna be horrid.  Y’all, they put FROZEN stuff in the cardboard box.  I looked all over the box and could not find a ‘From Frozen’ direction or ‘Keep Refrigerated.’  Which concerned me.