Buffalo Cauliflower

When you take them out, y’all, they are hot.  Be careful and wait for it to cool a little before go sticking it in your mouth and complain about how hot it is.  The combination of hot sauce and heat from your oven might send you straight to hell if you aren’t careful.  Give that sauce some…

Week 4 Complete!

Nutrisystem gives us challenges each week.  This week (well, actually next 10 days) is to log an activity for 10 days straight.  Oy.  Y’all, that means I gotta get up and do something for 10 days.  Well, nothing like the present to get out and be purposeful

Thanksgiving: Fear of Food!

If you’re someone who doesn’t like bread that tastes like you’re pretty much eating something straight out of the field, you won’t like this bread.  But, if you love that wheaty earthy (find other words that end in ‘y’), then you will love…

Production Week = Forgetting to Eat

This week has been terrible.  And thankfully, I’m not weighing myself daily because I think I would be so discouraged.  Yesterday, I forgot my shake.  I forgot to eat my veggies.  I forgot to log my water, but I drank it all.  Today, I forgot my breakfast and lunch.  I think I’m having one of those you-left-your

Week 3 Complete!

Last week, I weighed myself every single day.  It annoyed me to no-end.  I had days last week where I couldn’t stick with the plan and missed meals or drank 32 ounces of water all at once to meet a water goal and my body retained every

Day 18: Keeping it real…

Day 18 (the real one) didn’t work out for me.  While I stuck to the approved foods, I didn’t stick to the timing.  My day was jam-packed with one long…

Day 17 – VICTORY!

Well, sort of.   Today’s victory dance isn’t a weigh in goal, an inch goal, or anything that you may cheer for when you’re encouraging a friend to keep it up!  Today’s victory is…

Week 2 Weigh Day!

Seriously, I’m not putting ONE MORE THING in my mouth that can outlive me.  First, it smelled absolutely hideous – so bad I wanted my mom to be miserable with…

Day What?

And guys, they added corn or beans or something lumpy  into the lasagna.  I had a harrowing memory of changing my kids first diaper in the beginning of that meal and nearly puked.